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RAMEN NOODLES, MAC & CHEESE, TUNA FISH SANDWICHES


PROPOSED TITLE: Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese, and Tuna Fish Sandwiches

PROPOSED SUB-TITLE: Food for Thought when the Refrigerator Looks Bare

AUTHOR: Troy Schmidt

ONE-SENTENCE DESCRIPTION
By multiplying fish and bread and providing food for the multitudes, Jesus shows His desire to feed us today when our resources run low.

OVERVIEW
When we're struggling or just starting out, it's tough to get by. Our diets consist of the cheapest foods we can find, items like Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese and Tuna Fish Sandwiches. At those times we wonder if God knows about our situation or even cares. At the feeding of the 5,000, the only miracle besides the resurrection that all four Gospel writers present, Jesus waited on a packed house, serving not only fish and bread, but love. After careful examination of the events surrounding the miraculous feedings, we will see ten items on God's menu that He wants to serve our starving spirits today.

UNIQUENESS

Readers of Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese, and Tuna Fish Sandwiches will:

  • Understand God's desire to satisfy them when they are spiritually hungry
  • Clarify the abundance of promises for their lives when they feel they have so little
  • Realize God's ability to do the impossible when nothing seems possible
  • Meet God in a new and fresh way when He seems old and stale

…because the book will:

  • Examine the feedings of the 5,000 and 4,000
  • Provide ten clear items God wants to fill us with
  • Expand on the themes of fish and bread discussed and utilized by Jesus at other times in the Bible
  • Build the reader's trust, appreciation, and love for God through His promises

OVERVIEW
The manuscript is divided into two parts.

Part I: Appetizers. The feedings of the 5,000 and 4,000 are introduced with a look at God's desire to feed us and a warning against eating the world's "junk" food.

Part II: The Menu. From the feedings of the 5,000 and 4,000 we will see ten items God wants to serve us:

1. Attention
2. Compassion
3. Resources
4. Nutrition
5. Power
6. People
7. Fulfillment
8. Blessing
9. Purpose
10. Bread (of life)

FORMAT AND MANUSCRIPT COMPLETION
The book is being whipped up, nearly ready to come out of the oven. The manuscript length is 53,000 words (200 double-spaced, manuscript pages).

SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Table Talk: Questions at the end of each chapter make it ideal for study groups.
  • Quotes from college students and young adults to help the readers identify with their situation.
  • Max Lucado has written an endorsement for this book:
    The writing of Troy Schmidt never ceases to refresh, inspire, and challenge its readers. You'll find his work to be a joy to the heart and strength for the soul. Max Lucado

AUDIENCE
The audience for this book is college students, young adults, and singles graduating into adulthood. This book gives them an honest perspective on what they will need to fill their hunger when everything looks desperate and hopeless.

COMPETITION
We have not found a book that focuses exclusively on the feeding of the 5,000. Many simply refer to it or dedicate one chapter to it. Even fewer books help this target audience prepare for life in the big time.

THE AUTHOR
For five years, Troy Schmidt spoke weekly at a college service called "The Vista". The ministry targeted workers at Walt Disney World who interned there for three, six, nine, or even twelve months and came from places all over the world. Since 2001, over 1,000 attendees called "The Vista" their church during their time away from home. He sent out a weekly email to all the past and present attendees, with a readership of approximately five hundred. Troy's first calling into ministry was to lead the college group at First Baptist Church of Van Nuys in 1986.

Troy Schmidt started out writing comedy sketches for the likes of Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Ryan Gosling, and other members of the "Mickey Mouse Club" for three years while on staff for this Disney Channel Show. He's also had the privilege to write for Tim Conway, Don Knotts, Vicki Lawrence, Regis Philbin, Wayne Brady, D.L. Hughley, Ed McMahon, Max Lucado, Third Day, and others in a variety of television projects. Troy's credits include the entire series of Max Lucado's Hermie and Friends, The Mickey Mouse Club, The Walt Disney World Very Merry Christmas Parade, The Walt Disney World Happy Easter Parade, Secrets of the Animal Kingdom, Nickelodeon's Splat, Dennis the Menace, and others.

OTHER BOOKS BY THE AUTHOR

Laughing Matters - A collection of sermon dramas (2009)
Buzby and the Grumble Bees - Picture book (2007)
To Share or Nut to Share - board book (2006)
Hermie's Fruitcake Christmas - Picture book and board book (2005)
The Straight Path - Hermie board book (2005)
The Race of Fear - Hermie board book (2005)
Buzby, the Misbehaving Bee - Picture book and board book (2005)
The 12 Bugs of Christmas - Picture book and board book (2004)
Webster, the Scaredy Spider - Picture book and board book (2004)
Give It All to Him - Compiled the writings of author Max Lucado (2004)
Flo the Lyin' Fly - Picture book and board book (2003)
Stuck in a Stinky Den - Hermie board book (2003)
The Flood of Lies - Hermie board book (2003)
The Caterpillars of Ha-Ha - Hermie board book (2003)
Hermie and the Big Bully Croaker - Hermie board book (2003)
Rock, Roll and Run - Hermie board book (2003)

MARKETING

  • Troy has presented the concept as a sermon and received a very favorable response.
  • Troy managed a weekly mailing list of nearly 500 young adults.
  • Troy has written magazine and newspaper articles (from Focus on the Family to the Orlando Sentinel) before, and can easily do it again.
  • Troy has created and administered websites from his church (www.fbcwindermere.com) to Hard Rock Café (www.hardrock.com) to his own (www.indywriterguy.com) that receives 400 hits per month.

CHAPTER SUMMARIES

APPETIZERS

Hungry
Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese, and Tuna Fish Sandwiches are cheap food items consumed by those struggling to get by. High school and college do not prepare us for the reality of life on our own. It is during those times when we have so little that we feel so alone. Depression and anxiety set in. Does anybody care? Is it going to be this way for the rest of my life? Am I always going to be without? It is during those times when we have to be reminded of what God wants to feed us, and it's found in two items Jesus referred to and used over and over in His ministry: loaves and fish.

Stories include the author's success in college compared to the reality of life in Los Angeles after college, and economical shopping tips he learned during those times.

Feeding
Despite the physical, relational, and spiritual change that occurred between Man and God in the bountiful Garden of Eden, one thing did not alter: God never stopped desiring to provide for us. During one of the most astounding feats in the New Testament, Jesus produced an endless supply of bread and fish during a desert convention to feed thousands. The mass feedings say plenty about God. He offers us ten items to fill our cupboards when they are empty-not only our stomachs and our pockets, but our spirits too. That's what these miracles are about, because face it, when we're at the end of our ropes, hanging by a thread, barely scraping by, trying to make ends meet…we need more than Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese and a tuna fish sandwich-we need GOD!

Stories include an examination of poor ol' Mother Hubbard, an excerpt from a classic Seinfeld episode, and the author's desperate hunger causing him to take food off another table in a restaurant.

Location
All six accounts of the mass feedings from the Gospels (four from the 5,000, two from the 4,000) are presented in their entirety for future reference.

The author traveled to the areas where the miracles possibly occurred and offers evidence to their actuality.

THE MENU

1. Attention
Big Brother and Santa Claus, two entities always watching our every move. We do find security in the fact that someone is watching over us. We like to know that someone understands what we are going through. God promises us His full and undivided attention.

When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, He said to Philip, "Where shall we buy bread for these people to eat?" John 6:5

Jesus noticed the needs of those surrounding him during the feeding of the 5,000. God not only creates, but He loves what he creates. God's heart, soul, mind, and strength are focused on the objects of his desire.
Stories include a house sitting incident when the author set off the alarm, a satellite imagery program called Google Earth, and the first moment when he realized God cared about him in this big ol' world.

2. Compassion
Many great love scenes from movies still work today because secretly we wish to be loved totally, completely, wholeheartedly. The nationality of the crowd in the feeding of the 4,000 was Gentile, a race hated by the Jews. Jesus fed them the same way He fed the Jews previously saying very directly that he loved and served everyone.

Jesus called his disciples to him and said, "I have compassion for these people; they have already been with me three days and have nothing to eat. I do not want to send them away hungry, or they may collapse on the way." Matthew 15:32

No matter where you are from, what color your skin, what sin you have committed, what condition your mind, body or soul is in, God gives you His love.

Stories include the first girl the author ever loved (in second grade), the long standing feud between Jews and Gentiles, the conversion of David Berkowitz (Son of Sam), and the contrast between some Christians the author knew in college and an evangelist who called everyone fornicators and drunkards.

3. Resources
God's resources during the mass feeding included three very limited things: fish, bread, and a boy. Doesn't seem like much, but in God's eyes it was all He needed.

Another of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter's brother, spoke up, "Here is a boy with five small barley loaves and two small fish, but how far will they go among so many?" John 6:8-9

God's resources transcend time and space. He sped up time to instantly provide cooked fish and baked bread. God isn't worried about the steps required to supply your needs. God's resources are unlimited, but practical. In Matthew 6:25-34, God promises to provide us with the exact things He promises to provide to every creature on Earth - food, clothing, shelter - the necessities of life. God provides our resources when we give up our resources. By surrendering his resources, the boy watched as thousands ate. The boy released his assurance and security and placed them in the hands of Jesus.

Stories include the wonderful smell of the Merita bread factory on I-4, an encounter with a witch doctor in Africa, and a missed opportunity to write for a reality show.

4. Nutrition
Junk food is good, but not good for you. That's pretty much the definition of sin. Sin is anything that fulfills us temporarily, then leaves us unsatisfied and empty. Sin is the world's diet plan. If I work to feed my appetite with the menu items of this world, my soul starves to death. At the mass feedings, God fed them the healthiest, most nutritious food he could provide.

Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven…Mark 6:41

Bread and fish have tremendous health qualities. So do the promises of God. His Bible is full of them-a cookbook for our soul. Our calendars may be busy, our menus planned, our bank accounts stuffed, our friends lined up down the block, but we could still be hungry. If we go to anything else for the things only God can provide, we are eating junk food.

Stories include an examination of Doritos, a comparison of obscenity and junk food, and Adam and Eve's (and the Israelites) failure to stick to the diet plan.

5. Power
If Jesus Christ could perform miracles 2,000 years ago, He still can today. Jesus has the ability to do the impossible. We need that power when we feel powerless.

Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, He gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then He gave them to his disciples to set before the people. He also divided the two fish among them all. Matthew 6:41

God may not display His power when and how and where we want it, but He can when He wants to. If we ever forget that, we lose our reason to worship Him. Miracles are not promises. They are singular showings of God's power leading others to understand His identity. This doesn't say that God has a hands-off policy when it comes to Earth today. God still works in our lives, moving things around, inspiring others miles away, orchestrating events, touching hearts. Things happen that can't be explained, in timing that makes us wonder, through people you never expected. Miracles? Maybe not in the Old or New Testament sense, but clear indicators of God's power at work in any situation.

Stories include the "amazing" claims of infomercials, other theories on the feeding of the 5,000, special effects in movies, and the author's sister's miraculous healing from leukemia.

6. People
When we are tired and hungry, God serves us the kindness and love of others that comes from relationships. They may be strangers or family members or neighbors or politicians or store clerks or members of our church. God delivers people into our need, who he has prepared for service.

…But He said to his disciples, "Have them sit down in groups of about fifty each." The disciples did so, and everybody sat down. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, He gave thanks and broke them. Then He gave them to the disciples to set before the people. Luke 9:14-16

During the mass feedings, God engaged the disciples by getting them thinking and problem solving. Then He humbled them and used them to organize everyone in smaller, more specialized groups so ministry could happen more effectively. Then Jesus involved them in the distribution of the nourishment. Blessed by the event, the disciples were motivated to serve in other capacities. God still sends people into our lives to feed us.

Stories include the process of creating a Hershey Kiss, the author's wife Barbie's days as a waitress and the time he stopped a purse snatcher at the mall.

7. Fulfillment
Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction. Neither could Solomon. But the people at the mass feedings understood satisfaction.

They all ate and were satisfied…Matthew 14:20

Every mention of the miraculous feedings brings up the same point-everyone who ate was satisfied. Not only were they full, but fulfilled. God wants us to feel satisfied and never hungry. God serves us fulfillment on a regular basis. We receive it by appreciating what we have, trusting for what we don't have, and focusing on what we need. Paul discovered that "secret of being content"-the power of Christ. If you have exactly what you need and appreciate what you have, the "wants" don't weigh you down. The "wants" make us feel empty. The power of Christ provides us with what we need and strengthens us during those times we feel weak.

Stories include Israelites eating quail, obstacles restaurants must overcome to get food to you and the process the author goes through with his kid's Christmas lists.

8. Blessing
God does not intend our lives to be wretched. He wants us to be blessed. To see our way through the days of Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese, and Tuna Fish Sandwiches we must know that God wants to serve us blessing during those times. Those blessings come in varying degrees of intensity, based on the way you do the math.

When they had all had enough to eat, He said to his disciples, "Gather the pieces that are left over. Let nothing be wasted." So they gathered them and filled twelve baskets with the pieces of the five barley loaves left over by those who had eaten. - John 6:12-13

God likes to add blessing, not subtract. He likes to multiply the blessing. He also "rounds up" his numbers, allowing for leftovers and overflow. When it comes to leftovers, God wants nothing to go to waste. We must pick up our blessing and do something with it-hand it out, spread it around, give it other others. God's return policy asks for a return on his blessing.

Stories include It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, the success of Tupperware, and being blessed with food while on a mission trip to Cuba.

9. Purpose
At the feedings of the 5,000 and 4,000 we find four purposes that Jesus serves into our purposeless lives. These purposes remind the author of a restaurant. Every worker there has a specific job, all of them helping to provide a service to the patrons that visit. Like a hostess/host in a restaurant, I must be led to a small group where I can sit. Like a waiter/waitress, I must serve others. Like a chef, I must feed others God's word. Like a bus boy, I must clean up my leftovers and give to others.

Jesus knew what they were saying. So He asked them, "Why are you talking about having no bread? Why can't you see or understand? Are you stubborn? Do you have eyes and still don't see? Do you have ears and still don't hear? And don't you remember? Matthew 8:17-18

When we worry that we don't have enough to do all that God wants us to do, we are forgetting that God has it all. These purposes for living can only be accomplished through us when we know that God has all the power to use even us.

Stories include a job the author had digging holes for Jacuzzis in Los Angeles, insight into the Justice League comic book series, and Jesus feeding Peter on the shoreline.

10. Bread (of life)
Open kitchens and the Food Channel have made chefs more popular. It appears we all want to meet the men and women who provide us with the best food. When Jesus saw the hungry looks in the faces of the 5,000/4,000, he wanted to make dinner for them. Most of all, He wanted them to know Him. He was actually serving Himself. "I am the bread of life." John 6:35

In John 6:26-59, Jesus explains that He is the bread of life. Jesus' bread promises satisfaction, relief, security, truth, and resurrection. I may be staring at a plate of Ramen Noodles, Mac & Cheese, and Tuna Fish Sandwiches, but this is not the meal I will be eating for eternity. No matter how desperate my life seems, no matter how repetitive it becomes, no matter how many times I worry about the future, I know this…I have eternal life. This truth fills me because it says that God loves me. It says I am forgiven. It says that God will take care of me. If you want to dine with Jesus, all you have to do is invite Him. He won't turn down the invitation.

Stories including nearly saving a popular chef from choking and the chef's table at Victoria & Alberts at Walt Disney World.

Grace
A final prayer of invitation sums up the message of the book and leads the reader into a relationship with Jesus Christ.

© Troy Schmidt, 2009

 
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